Beginning of Time

Let just start.

Before the Beginning of Time
Googol B.C., Nothing exists

At this point, Super-Supernatural comes into existence.

Supernatural is born.

Supernatural invents the colors Red, Orange, Yellow, Blue.

Petunia comes into existence.

Petunia eats her first hot dog.

Supernatural makes sex with Petunia

Ralsos is born.

Gordon Freeman comes into existence and watches the universe being made.

Super-Supernatural, Ralsos, Supernatural and Petunia (while she's eating) begin making the universe.

Bill Gates comes into existence.

Then the Beginning of Time happens

The Beginning of Time
Ralsos finishes the universe and creates Earth.

Petunia makes light.

Super-Supernatural goes to the sky planet, along with Supernatural.

Supernatural uses his time powers to created Timerunner, the god of Time.

Lifesosos-... invents life on earth.

Living things come to earth

SUPERNATURAL THIS AND THAT, HIS FATHER IS POWERFUL, YOU EDDIOTS!!!

5,000,000,000 BC
Earth is hotter than Venus and makes him jealous.

Earth dates Mars.

Venus makes water on Earth.

Bacteria is formed and they are boring.

Bill Gates creates Microsoft 1

Al Gore invent the Internet.

The Amoeba is born and eats the bacteria hobos.

Lifesos created the fish and the dinosaurs.

230,000,000 BC
Bill Gates meets the Dinosaurs.

Bill Gates becomes rich and the dinosaurs try to steal his wealth.

Petunia wins the Monoploy game.

Petunia yawns creating a what the dinosaurs think is a black hole.

Bill Gates gets stucked into Petunia's mouth and gets eaten.

The dinosaurs steal Bill Gates' money.

Petunia barfs and kills the dinosaurs.