United States

The United States of America (commonly referred to as the United States, the U.S., the USA, or America or You-sa (as said by Timmy Turner)) is a federal constitutional republic something comprising fifty states and a federal district known as D.C..

History
The Pilgrams came to America to find Ralsos. They didn't find him but they found the Indians, and had Thanksgiving. Then in the 1700s, George Washington invented the dollar and put his face on it. He also named the capital Washington D.C.. Then he became president blah, blah, blah, and some more crap came yada, yada, yada, and then Today.

More
United States is the country of Burger King.

States
Minnisoda

New Yoke

Tennisee

Missouri

Colorado

Colorado II

Colorado III

Rhode Island

New Hampsterdam

New Jersey

New Mexico

Newer Mexico

Newest Mexico

Newer Newest Mexico

The Newest Newest New Mexico

Old Mexico

Delwere

Iowan Missouri

Iowan Iowa

Iowan Cornica

Washington, AC DC

Washington CD

Nevada

Pencil Vein Ya

Texas

Texas

Texas

Mexican Texas

More Texas

New Texas

New Mexican Texas

New Mexican Texan New Mexico

New Iowa

New Newica

California

Alabmia

Florida

Disney Florida

Texan Florida

Wyoming

Wyominging

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Alaska

Hawaii

Alasaii

Alaskan America

Alaskan Hawaii

Hawaiian Alaska

Alaskan Hawaiian America

Famous Americans
Obama

Pinky Dinky Doo

The Television Guy

John Doe

Mary Doe

Buck Doe

John Doh

Homie Homie Homie Homie

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American Dad

American Mom

American Idiot

Marco Polo

Bill Sknukerking the Science Guy

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