Dora the Explorer

Dora sucks.

An episode: Dora is a evil poop-throwing retarded monkey.
 * Dora: "Where's the lake?" (referring to a lake 3 inches beside her) "Donde esta el lago?"
 * Boots: "The lake! The lake! Oo oo ee ee!"
 * Dora: "Can you see the lake?" "Puede ver el lago?"
 * ...4 seconds later...
 * Dora: "Do you know where the lake is?" "Sabe donde el lago esta?"
 * ...another 4 seconds...
 * Dora: "Click on the lake!"
 * Boots: "Oh for fuck's sake! Where's the fucking lake, dammit?!"(repeat 50 times)
 * (After clicking on the lake which takes up 3/4th of the screen...)
 * Lake: "DORA, I HERE!"
 * Dora: "The lake speaks! "BUT WHERE?"
 * Lake: "HERE, YOU RETARDED MEXICAN!"
 * Boots: "I'm getting the fuck outta here." "Estoy saliendo la cogida de aqui."
 * Swiper: "YOU SUCK!"
 * Dora: "What, who's that?"
 * Peopele watching: "O my F@"Cking GOD!"