Humans

Human beings are a talking species of hairless monkeys. Petunia was laughing about talking monkeys, even the part about poop throwing. Than Petunia ate a hot dog and humans came to Earth.

Life
It has been heard that humans walk on four legs.

Diet
Chiefly grains, insects, other humans, hot dogs and small rodents and anything else. Humans are lazy and usually don't make attempts on large predators, but they do get eaten by Petunia when they dress like Hot Dogs.